THE SHORT SHORTS STORY

Here you go FS and TS it will be easier for you to find from now on. I couldn't find a picture of him in shorts but this is a funny one.


THE SHORT SHORTS STORY
starring:
Ray Toro - as himself
Super Frank - Frank Iero
Gerard the skirt wearing back bending exhibitionist - Gerard Way
Mikey Way - as himself
Bob Bryar - as himself
The Fro - as himself


and introducing
Ray Toro's really short shorts as The Evil Shorts

original stroy concieved by Martha Jones

additional material by
Fimble Star
Star
Twisted Sister
Ergoproxy
Anon

Audience by
Resurrected Wreck
Anima
Miss Tottenham
Sdock 10

Badger Rustling by
Martha Jones

Directed by
Fimble Star

Filmed on location in Blogbelieve
Filmed in Shortsarama Technicoulour

no badgers were harmed in the filming of this story
well maybe a couple got poked...



Copyright April 28 2008
Blogbelieve Film Corporation
T-shits available in the lobby


THE SHORT SHORTS STORY

One day Frank was sitting by himself. He had noticed that a lot of the fans were sad. He wanted to do something to cheer them up but what could he do. He was just one man.

Than a light bulb went off in his head. He ran around looking for a pair of scissors.

"this well work I know it will and no one will be expecting it. It will be so great."

After running around for a good while and getting odd looks from the people around him. Frank found what he was looking for.

"Now I just need a partner in crime to pull this off with"

Just at that moment he spied with his little eye the unmistakable frame of the Toro’s fro.

Frank ran out and jumped in front of Ray. Ray jumped back seeing the evil smile and look on Franks face.

Ray raised his hand s to his head to protect his beautiful main of hair.

"No not my hair anything but my hair"

And that is when Frank struck. Knowing that Ray would think that he was after his hair Frank was able to do his dirty work with out Ray putting up a fight.

In a flash Frank had finished up with Ray and now was working on his own pants.

Ray lowered his hands from his head.

"wait you weren't after my lovely locks?"

"No, I just wanted to give the fans a little fan service. They seemed a little down lately."

So frank jumped up with his scissor in his hands and walked over to bob.

With franks look in his eyes, bob gets a little bit worried and shouts, ‘noooooo not my pants, don’t go cutting my pants.’

So with bob trying to protect his pants, frank goes in for the kill and chops off bobs lovely long locks.
Bob started to turn green like the hulk, and frank knew this was the time to run so he ran his heart out so that he was behind Mikey.
Bob chased Frankie but Mikey stood up tall and said ‘hey, leave him alone. I will come and sit on you’ but without Mikey noticing, Frankie had cut Mikey's pants legs off. So now Mikey and ray had short shorts and bob had no hair.

They all looked at Frankie and asked ‘why did you do that?’

Frankie wanted to make a one piece suit for Gerard and bobs hair was going to cover it. He wanted Gerard to e like big foot all hairy and big.
Frankie felt bad, so he pulled out his super glue and stuck bobs hair back on. He didn’t want bob to be hairless so he went around trying to find feathers for his Bigfoot suit.

He didn’t think he could do this on his own so he went into the bathroom.
When frank came out the bathroom, he was wearing his pants on the outside. He changed into a superhero.
So, in the corridor stood superhero frank with his pants on the outside, ray and Mikey with short shorts showing all and Sunday their assets, and bob with his hair super glued on and no pants because he likes to play the drums pantless.

Gerard walks around the corner eating a waffle and was stopped in his tracks by shear amazement. He wanted to be apart of this gang that was made of win..

Gerard stuffs his waffle in his mouth and starts to undress. The others shout,’ what are you doing jiggy’ so Gerard looks up and shouts ‘I wanna get naked’

So there in the corridor stood 4 guys dressed crazy and one guy totally naked with a waffle in his mouth.

Gerard started to feel a bit awkward so he reached into the closet and took out a pink flamingo to try and cover himself. Well, he didn’t know the flamingo was a real one until it started to peck him.

Mikey started to scream from the top of his voice ‘look out jiggy, the flamingo is gonna peck you, run home jiggy, run home’

Frank stood up, looking all mighty with his pants on the outside and said ‘never fear, Frankie boy is here’

He ran towards the flamingo screaming and waving his fists. Bob decided to get a pink sock and through it at the flamingo, because he wanted the sock to look like another flamingo trying to attack.

Ray was a bit shocked at this, so he took his short shorts and went to get his guitar.

Finally, the flamingo gave up and was beaten to the ground by bobs locks of ginger hair. They all stood around the naked Gerard and told him that he shouldn’t get naked just anywhere. He needs to make sure there are no flamingos.

Ray ran back with his guitar and started to play ‘getting jiggy with it’ which made Gerard stand up and find the nearest table. He started to dance around and get jiggy with it until the time for them to get to centre stage for the show.

Frankie, bob, Mikey, ray and Gerard ran to the stage in what they were wearing, ready to go onstage until Gerard realised he was still naked.

So Gerard decided to wear something that he thought was the next best thing since sliced bread and that was………A plaid mini skirt....

Gerard slipped into his new trier.

"Hey I feel good in this," he said as he did a back bend to work the kinks out of his back.


"Oh no way dude," his little brother cried. " I can see the family jewels when you do that. Gross"

"hey man we are Scottish so I am just going with tradition.

And with that started to dance the can for his brother. Who was turning green in the face at the sight of his own brother's no nos.

At that moment Worm can walking in holding Gee's black vest an d a pink boa.

But poor Gee didn't see worm standing there he just kept on dancing his little can can.

While worm shot video of it on his video phone.

Youtube or eBay thought worm.

Well, at this point, the stage began to role and the turned to the crowd. Gerard was stood centre stage with his plaid mini skirt and a yellow feather boa.

The crowd started to scream and the band began to play.

In the middle of the song teenagers, rays short shorts took control of ray and started to make ray thrust around the stage. The power of the short shorts was so immense that it took over what ray was playing.

The crowd watched in excitement as ray stopped playing teenagers and started to play ‘physical’ by Olivia Newton john.

Frankie stood there with his pants on the outside and scratched his head. Gerard ran over to him and put his arms around his head and said ‘don’t watch Frankie, the shorts have ray’

Ray started to thrust and play physical on the stage and his fro was bobbing along. The music took over and he couldn’t stop.

Mikey decided to get worm to help so worm jumped on stage and hosed ray down with water. This wasn’t a good idea because the shorts kurnik and became shorter.

Ray was scared, glanced at Frankie and shouted ‘help me, please. Get me out of my shorts’ so Frankie heard the cry and became the super hero he was. Frankie jumped on ray and wrestled him to the ground. Bob stood up and decided to help. Bob took off the shorts and handed them to Mikey.

Mikey looked back to get Gerard to help but as Mikey looked around, Gerard was on the other side of the stage doing back bends for his crowd. Mikey looked on in amazement

So, on stage is Gerard doing back bends in his plaid skirt with no undies on, Mikey stood in shock, bob looking like he has just caught the biggest fish, Frankie still sat on top of ray after wrestling him to the floor and ray with no pants on.

Frankie felt a tad bad for ray, because all the crowd could see that he had no pants, so Frankie being a super hero whipped his pants from outside his other pants and gave them to ray.

Ray was happy and stood up but he looked down to see his pants had changed colour. They were now pink with frilly lace on the outside.

All the fan girls in the crowd screamed and ran to the stage. They all chased ray off the stage so he ran for the exit. The others ran with him to escape the fan girls but Gerard didn’t notice, he was still doing his backbends.

Frankie, ray, bob and mikey ran to the back door and shut the door behind them. All they could here is the crowd hitting the door as they ran ‘thump’ into the door. The guys looked at each other and thought,’ crap, where is Gerard’

They ran around the front to see Gerard stood on top of their tour bus doing back bends on the roof. They grabbed him and pushed him in the bus. Only to find the bus filled with ……. dancing badgers.

Frank sat down on ray as he did this he thought What the hell happened all I wanted was to give the fans a little fan service and now but somewhere it went wrong. Ray is possessed by demonic short shorts and Gee has become a back bending exhibitionist

it was at that moment Frank and the others noticed The strangest part of all that they were more shocked about was that there in the middle of the dancing badger, was worm with a bikini on and tassels on his nipples, dancing like a belly dancer.
But even more shocking was the fact that The dancing badgers were actually the evil minions of the short- shorts and had come to take Gerard away, which had been their diabolical plan all along. They had planted the idea for the shorts in Frank subconscious earlier that day and had conveniently placed the scissors nearby to enable him to carry out their scheme. Frank, however was completely responsible for Mikey and Bob though. Anyway, when Gerard stopped doing back-bends long enough to notice that the badgers had stopped dancing and were now running toward him at a menacing pace, he remembered he had a pointy stick in has bunk and he ran for it. Badgers hate being poked, so they all ran off the bus in order to avoid Gerard's stick. Mikey was amazed to see his brother act so valiantly, Frank figured he wasn't the only super-hero around, Bob was just glad to be away from the fan girls and Ray ran to get changed out of his frilly undies...

he opened his cupboard and pulled out his favourite pair of black jeans.” these will protect me from the evil shorts" he thought, he had just put his right leg in the jeans when a pointed stick sailed through the air and pinned them to the floor.
"Stop!" yelled Gerard and ran to pull Ray away from the writhing jeans,
"It's not your jeans look" yelled Frank pointing. With that the jeans began to shrink, slowly reforming into the very evil short shorts they thought had been left behind.
From inside the shorts crawled the very bedraggled and contrite fro.
"Fro!" yelled Ray "Why? just tell me why???"
The fro rustled apologetically and crept over rubbing itself on Ray's leg.
It rustled it's reasons softly to everyone, it had felt a little neglected and with the assistance of the other body fro had decided to try and stage a coup. It was very sorry and promised never to do it again. Ray bent his head and Mikey picked up the limp exhausted fro adn placed it back.
"I love you fro" said Ray "But..."
"If you ever do that again it's straightener time" said Mikey holding his up and laughing.
They all laughed and the frame froze and the credits began to roll